Would You Rather? Cookies vs. Crackers Eick February 9, 2008 Desserts, Snacks, Would You Rather? 14 Comments Don’t get over analytical with this one, (i.e. what is defined as a cookie or a cracker?) Just answer the question people! Feel free to share in the comments why you chose what you did. Would You Rather? Option #1: You can never eat cookies again. Option #2: You can never eat crackers again. [poll id=”17″] The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 14 Responses Youppi February 8th, 2008 This one is good eick. I would have to say I love crackers and cheese more than I love cookies, but I probably eat more cookies. PLUS there are tons more cookies than good crackers (in my opinion). My heart says cookies, but my mouth says crackers. sigh… I’m keeping cookies… Reply Hillary February 8th, 2008 I kept cookies! There are just too many good ones out there! And crackers, eh, I was never the snacking type… Reply Ruca Bangs February 8th, 2008 What about those sweet wheat crackers? they are basically cookies. And what’s the deal with tea-bisquits? they seem to be neither. Is a cracker with jam on it considered a fruit-cookie? And what’s the deal with fun-sized candy? Are smaller things funner? Is it how you use it? Eick, I allow you to use any of these hilarious and topical musings in your act. YOU’RE WELCOME! Reply Eick February 8th, 2008 I’m pretty sure I made clear that there will be none of this trying to define what a cookie or a cracker is nonsense. Don’t try and be too smart for the question. Oh, and I choose crackers. It’s not even that I love crackers, all things being equal, cookies are probably tastier, but I rarely eat sweets, so losing cookies from my routine would have virtually no impact on my life. Reply J Temperance February 8th, 2008 What’s the point of cutting out my savory? Sugar is overrated. All you poseurs who are voting cookie don’t know what is what. Crackers is where it’s at. Reply hillary_b February 8th, 2008 crackers are trash. bread will do for savory, and give me a cookie anyday. Reply Ruca Bangs February 11th, 2008 A-ha! you fell right into my trap, and its a tiger-pit so have fun. hillary b brings up a good point, in that you can just toast bread (or let it go stale) and use that for crackers. Keep cookies! Reply caron April 16th, 2008 It’s a no brainer….give up crackers!!! Cookies are the best ever…. Reply Firkin April 17th, 2008 What the fuck you people got against white people?? Reply Tina November 20th, 2008 Give up crackers, we would still have lovely baguettes to put cheese on. Reply Susan January 15th, 2009 I love cookies but rarely eat them. I have crackers several times a week with cheese, as I fix dinner. Keep the crackers, especially those nice English water crackers. Reply Megan January 22nd, 2009 there are plenty of cracker “substitutes” out there to give up my beloved cookies!! Reply Lily December 1st, 2011 I love both equally, so crackers are healthier. Reply Rogan May 25th, 2012 Cookies! I love relaxing to Oreo’s, Nutter Butter, Milano, Fig Newtons, Teddy Grahams, chocolate chip, M&M, sugar, peanut butter, oatmeal… it goes on and on. If I want crackers, I’ll have chips. Mmm… Doritos and Pringles. 🙂 Reply Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Current ye@r * Leave this field empty
Youppi February 8th, 2008 This one is good eick. I would have to say I love crackers and cheese more than I love cookies, but I probably eat more cookies. PLUS there are tons more cookies than good crackers (in my opinion). My heart says cookies, but my mouth says crackers. sigh… I’m keeping cookies… Reply
Hillary February 8th, 2008 I kept cookies! There are just too many good ones out there! And crackers, eh, I was never the snacking type… Reply
Ruca Bangs February 8th, 2008 What about those sweet wheat crackers? they are basically cookies. And what’s the deal with tea-bisquits? they seem to be neither. Is a cracker with jam on it considered a fruit-cookie? And what’s the deal with fun-sized candy? Are smaller things funner? Is it how you use it? Eick, I allow you to use any of these hilarious and topical musings in your act. YOU’RE WELCOME! Reply
Eick February 8th, 2008 I’m pretty sure I made clear that there will be none of this trying to define what a cookie or a cracker is nonsense. Don’t try and be too smart for the question. Oh, and I choose crackers. It’s not even that I love crackers, all things being equal, cookies are probably tastier, but I rarely eat sweets, so losing cookies from my routine would have virtually no impact on my life. Reply
J Temperance February 8th, 2008 What’s the point of cutting out my savory? Sugar is overrated. All you poseurs who are voting cookie don’t know what is what. Crackers is where it’s at. Reply
hillary_b February 8th, 2008 crackers are trash. bread will do for savory, and give me a cookie anyday. Reply
Ruca Bangs February 11th, 2008 A-ha! you fell right into my trap, and its a tiger-pit so have fun. hillary b brings up a good point, in that you can just toast bread (or let it go stale) and use that for crackers. Keep cookies! Reply
Tina November 20th, 2008 Give up crackers, we would still have lovely baguettes to put cheese on. Reply
Susan January 15th, 2009 I love cookies but rarely eat them. I have crackers several times a week with cheese, as I fix dinner. Keep the crackers, especially those nice English water crackers. Reply
Megan January 22nd, 2009 there are plenty of cracker “substitutes” out there to give up my beloved cookies!! Reply
Rogan May 25th, 2012 Cookies! I love relaxing to Oreo’s, Nutter Butter, Milano, Fig Newtons, Teddy Grahams, chocolate chip, M&M, sugar, peanut butter, oatmeal… it goes on and on. If I want crackers, I’ll have chips. Mmm… Doritos and Pringles. 🙂 Reply
