The Most Disgusting Thing I’ve Ever Written About Eick February 20, 2008 Bizarre, Comedy, Desserts 8 Comments And that’s saying something, because I take on all sorts of fast food monstrosities. No, I think one thing more disgusting than everything else I have written about so far would have to be the edible anus: Seriously, this is REVOLTING. Why would this be made and why does this company continue to make it? Gag gift? Do kinky swingers give this to each other on Valentine’s Day? Well rather than speculate, why don’t we just read the testimonials from their website. Wait what? Uh, yeah, that’s right, they have testimonials: Wait a second. “Anus comentator?” Putting aside the fact that they spelled commentator wrong, for those of you questioning whether an “anus commentator” is a real thing, let’s look once more at how it was worded: PROFESSIONAL anus commentator. Meaning someone who is actually PAID to comment on the anus. Yech. Imagine having that as your job title? So as I suspected, it appears a lot of people buy these for gag gifts or inappropriate parties: Although it appears a few anus buyers have them in mind for more formal events: Yep, that’s right, they also offer a limited edition Silver Anus. I’m guessing at this point most of my readers are either: A) Cleaning up the mess caused by their head exploding B) Laughing their ass off C) Violently vomiting Fun. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 8 Responses Arjewtino February 20th, 2008 I recently read a book (Elephants on Acid) that showed that people are more likely to find perfectly good food that only LOOKS like something gross to be far worse than awful food that looks better. Reply Hillary February 20th, 2008 Hahahaha….EW. Reply shatraw February 20th, 2008 ah, this would have been funnier if they actually just manufactured “chocolate starfish” and let your imagination do the rest. weird weird weird. Reply Ruca Bangs February 21st, 2008 A and B! Reply tami February 26th, 2008 my reaction to this: 1) mouth drops open 2) wild hyena-like cackling 3) a gigglesnort 4) total speechlessness that this is real 5) reminding myself how awesome SoGood is 🙂 Reply Bollo February 26th, 2008 As long as it tastes like Chocolate and not burritos and PBR. Also, do you bring out the Silver Anus with the china and the Waterford Crystal? Like a centerpiece or fancy napkin-ring? Reply Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Current ye@r * Leave this field empty
Arjewtino February 20th, 2008 I recently read a book (Elephants on Acid) that showed that people are more likely to find perfectly good food that only LOOKS like something gross to be far worse than awful food that looks better. Reply
shatraw February 20th, 2008 ah, this would have been funnier if they actually just manufactured “chocolate starfish” and let your imagination do the rest. weird weird weird. Reply
tami February 26th, 2008 my reaction to this: 1) mouth drops open 2) wild hyena-like cackling 3) a gigglesnort 4) total speechlessness that this is real 5) reminding myself how awesome SoGood is 🙂 Reply
Bollo February 26th, 2008 As long as it tastes like Chocolate and not burritos and PBR. Also, do you bring out the Silver Anus with the china and the Waterford Crystal? Like a centerpiece or fancy napkin-ring? Reply
