Nothing Says The Holidays Like A Fetus Cookie JT December 2, 2008 Bizarre, Desserts 4 Comments If you’re like me, you have probably already done some holiday baking. You might also be planning your next culinary creation that will wow those lucky enough to sample one of your delicacies. But what to make? You’ve done all the traditional stuff before - what about something new? I have the answer you have long been looking for:  A cookie shaped like a human fetus. What says deliciousness more than a baked treat in the shape of an unborn child? Mmmm… Now you are probably saying – ‘this is a great idea – but what about the holidays?’ Well friends, all you need are a few red and green sprinkles, and you have one decked out little dude! Or put a little Santa hat on this guy and watch “it†(sex still undetermined) fly off the tables at your next holiday bash! The ideas are limitless! This product is available at … wait for it… Stupid.com (shocking). H/T to Cake Wrecks for the scoop. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts JT Latest posts by JT (see all) Starbucks Enters New Beverage Territory - August 1, 2013 Dole’s Banana Dippers Look Promising - July 7, 2013 Time For Summer Food - June 20, 2013 4 Responses micah December 4th, 2008 this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen hands down Reply Cary December 4th, 2008 Is that the umbilical cord? Maybe? Also, what’s with the bizarre reflections going on inside the cutter on the left? Is that supposed to represent the fetus’ soul? Also, what are the moral implications of “cutting” a fetus out of a doughy womb? Um… And finally, is that a giant chocolate chip eyeball? Alien babies are a lot yummier than humans… Reply KM December 8th, 2008 This is totally grossing me out. Reply moon December 13th, 2008 Ewww……just add a Redvine for the umbilical cord and you’re all set….. Who the heck is this product intended for? Baby showers? (Hi everybody, come on in and eat my fetus?) Pro lifers? (What the heck would they be saying by passing these around at a protest?) So, um, when you eat a chocolate Easter bunny, you start with the ears of course, what part to start with here, do you nibble on the toe or go right to it and bite the head right off? This just looks like incredibly bad taste to me…. Reply Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Current ye@r * Leave this field empty
Cary December 4th, 2008 Is that the umbilical cord? Maybe? Also, what’s with the bizarre reflections going on inside the cutter on the left? Is that supposed to represent the fetus’ soul? Also, what are the moral implications of “cutting” a fetus out of a doughy womb? Um… And finally, is that a giant chocolate chip eyeball? Alien babies are a lot yummier than humans… Reply
moon December 13th, 2008 Ewww……just add a Redvine for the umbilical cord and you’re all set….. Who the heck is this product intended for? Baby showers? (Hi everybody, come on in and eat my fetus?) Pro lifers? (What the heck would they be saying by passing these around at a protest?) So, um, when you eat a chocolate Easter bunny, you start with the ears of course, what part to start with here, do you nibble on the toe or go right to it and bite the head right off? This just looks like incredibly bad taste to me…. Reply