Christ On A Cracker: Jesus Takes The Meal

Earlier this week, Huffington Post ran a story about a Florida woman who discovered a Goldfish cracker dotted with a supposed crown & cross. Immediately, before you could cry “production line error” it was deemed a sign of God.

These days, there’s a better chance of discovering an image of Jesus on something you’re about to shove in your mouth than there is winning the lottery. Take solace in the track record of  many  Christ tagged eats though. Plenty of these “Signs” go for big money on eBay.

Time to go buy an acetylene torch. 

Three Cheesus Pizza.

 The King of all crabs.

Fish stick Jesus.

Tortilla Baby Jesus & the Virgin Mary.

Naan Bread Jesus.

Bacon fat Jesus.

Marmite Jesus

Pierogi Jesus.

Chiquita Jesus

Breakfast Taco Jesus.

BONUS ROUND: VIRGIN MARY LOVES VELVEETA

A grilled cheese sporting the Virgin Mary fetched $28,000 on eBay.

I’M GONNA BE RICH!

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