A S’more-gasbord Of Spin-offs

Making s’mores is like summoning Captain Planet.  Chocolate, marshmallow and graham crackers on their own are already awesome enough, but by these powers combined, with the assist from a roaring campfire, you create an unstoppable, gooey force that can do no wrong.

“Tramping and Trailing with the Girl Scouts” was published in 1927. In this eloquently named handbook appeared a recipe for “Some Mores”. While this isn’t the origin of the Summertime staple (nobody seems able to pin point that miraculous day in snack history), it does mark the s’mores first official introduction.

Since then, we’ve become a society obsessed with this melted mess.

T-shirt designs let you proclaim your love!

Bringing this to a dinner party trumps any bottle of red.

These are in the upper echelons of  school lunch trade items.

For the anal retentive Camper.

A chocolatey change of pace from eating refined sugar directly from the bag.

DJ Jazzy Graham spins the s’more on this microwave prep kit.

S’moke it if you got it.

Worth the arm and the leg.

Because your liver missed out on going to Summer Camp too.

I’m unsure if  I’d give that cinnamon version a Hall Pass.

Stoner boner.

This little piggy FTW!

Can Goldfish jump the shark?

Easy Bake Steampunk Oven.

If Twix and Mallow Cup had a baby.

Do I detect a hint of insufferable douche?

Diamonds and pearls are for suckers.

Don’t feel guilty, they can work it off on the little wheel in their cage.

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Each one should come with a cigarette.

That awkward moment your Mom says she totally domed your s’mores.

My faulty toaster ensures the burnt marshmallow taste is all too real.

When Smokey the Bear wants to set a mood for his lady.

You know you’ve made it as a snack when marshmallows go on a diet for you.

I like my teas loose.

When you’re s’mores, you don’t need a wacky name.

I pack one of these in the trunk next to the road flares and spare tire.

Even Etsy embraces the common s’more.

Crossing the streams was the easy, less delicious way out.