Author Andy

Ahoy Matey! Test Marketing off starboard (ok, the ATU campus in Fort Worth) as McDonald's is currently testing a probable successor to their pop-able hit, Chicken McBites. Accompanied with tartar dipping...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Whopper. Whopper Who? Toilet Chicken will not be sweeping the Nation anytime soon. Woman eats bull testicle pizza. Has a cow. Is Trader Joe's cheese with chocolate the next...

Check out the Denny's secret menu: http://secretmenus.com/dennys/secret-menu Growing up in a Catholic household, I am well versed in Lent. For those of you not in the know,  Lent is a time of...

If I told anyone 20 years ago that  in 2012 I could take them out to a fine dining restaurant and be served an edible helium balloon that tasted of green apple, they'd probably have scoffed & asked me to...

New social media site launched targeting Foodiphiles. Cops apprehend the human Peanut Butter Cup. Man robs banks with McDonald's pies. No carjacking via Filet o Fish. Next logical step in  glow in...

Meetings make me tired. There's something about a vanilla Power Point presentation set against dimmed office lighting that instantly propels me into free danish assisted hibernation. Maybe it's an evolutionary...

Pop Tart's secret affair with pizza comes back to haunt us. In udder news, Andrew Zimmerman gets peckish for cow placenta. Vegan approved junk food items. Snarky food vending machine dispenses sarcasm...

As you sit down to a table full of wings, chips, burgers and dips this SuperBowl Sunday, imagine being able to devour truck loads of these delicious items as a profession. Glamor, prestige & unlimited...

Food Stamp Police to crack down on junk food abuse. Note to self: don't try the McNugget Diet. I'm sure she would appreciate a dozen Boston Creme over red roses. Does my breast taste coily to...

McDonald's turns up the heat in the dipping sauce wars. Soothing nicotine lozenges for kids. Cough, Cough. Man arrested for carrying around booze soaked Gummi Bears. Jolly Rancher introduces new line...