Author Andy

After last week’s 12 Days of Christmas Dinner, I had plenty of people contact me, wondering how I function on a day to day basis as I am clearly insane. (Some say madness and brilliance teeter precariously...

Snowball Slurpee Review School's rethink junk food ban due to decline in revenue. Washington Post's Top 10 Food related Apps. More sugar in Frosted Flakes than Twinkies. A fruit cake that tastes...

Other than a few bouts of poisoning and the occasional hardening of an artery here or there, food hasn’t done wrong by me. Sure there have been a few bumps in our relationship over the years. But for every...

Holiday Marshmallow Madness Food Stamps for Frappuccinos? From Fast Food Russia With Love Plate colors drive food consumption. Jared throws his fat pants into the dollar menu wars...

To some, the beloved Holiday tradition of taking time each day to open one window on a shoddily crafted cardboard house, only to be rewarded with a paltry subpar piece of waxy chocolate that would enrage even...

Junk Food: Pelican Killer. McDonald’s outsmarts San Francisco on Happy Meal ban. Coca Cola and Potato Chip Cupcakes. Bat-signal is so 1960’s. All hail Fries in the Sky The Goodie Monster vending...

Much like taking their kids to be terrorized by an inebriated Mall Santa or putting up a kajillion lights while spewing profanity that would make a Merchant Seaman blush, some don’t consider it the Holiday...

Gym employee fired over Fast Food tweet. Katy Perry isn't preggers, just loves her junk food. Apple Turnovers for Breakfast? Yes please. So McTV is still happening. Holiday drinks that make your...

Whether they be stacked or stripped, Malls have made many notable contributions to the lives of maxed out, credit card carrying North Americans. Malls are where the art of loitering is refined, questionable...

Bailey’s Irish Cream comes out swinging at Cheesecake. Thanksgiving Dinner cost jumps 13%.  Turkey blamed. Locally sourced food sales hit $7 billion in U.S. Got Red Velvet Cake Milk? Nissan...