Author Andy

I pride myself on being a BBQ enthusiast. However, due to a recent raccoon infestation in my Broil King, I've been forced to grill choice cuts of meat on a puny table top hibachi I found at a yard sale. Now,...

Chump invites pimps for shrimps, gets a beating for dessert. They may screw you at the drive-thru, but visits are up. Teens now trading sex for Filet-o-Fish & McRibs? Which fast food muffins are...

Oh, the lucrative world of lawsuits. In America, it's your right to seek monetary vengeance on those who have done you wrong. Whether it be that severed finger you placed deliberately in your chili at Wendy's...

New exhibit totes Chicago as Candy Capital of the U.S. Britney Spears junk food demands for her X-Factor dressing room. Dave`s Cupboard gets nosy with the new line of Man Candles. Brit Crisps honor...

Since the dawn of Mankind, when Homo Erectus Hilfiger started sporting stylish fur one pieces, there's always been a connection between our food & fashion. These days, thanks to our food obsessed...

Organic food turns people into snobby jerks? An Archie Bunker themed food truck in Washington? History of human fingers found in fast food . 60`s Space Food: To infinity & beyond gross. Pimp...

I lost my Urban Legend virginity to "Mikey", the picky pitch kid for "Life" cereal during the 70's. I can still vividly recall the first time hearing about his "Final Destination" worthy death many years ago,...

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down a Sonic's fast food grease pit? Pink Slime is so last month. Meet Meat Glue. Attention hoarders, your fast food toy collection is now a lucrative business. Wendy's...

When I first heard of "Meow", a tubby tabby residing at a Santa Fe animal shelter, I wasn't shocked when it was reported his current fighting, er lounging weight came in at a Rubenesque 39 pounds. In a...

Knives are so old school. Potato peelers #1 choice for armed robbery.. Remember kids, never drink yellow liquid someone brings to school. Hash Beef is on the menu at new Pot-restaurant in...