Oreos: The New Gatorade Cary September 28, 2010 Advertising, Junk Food, YouTube 1 Comment Hop onto a sports related site and leave your ads unblocked. There's probably a 20% chance that you happen upon a new viral ad campaign starring the lesser Manning (Eli), Venus Williams, Apollo Anton Ono...
In This Economy: Hybrid Fish Cary September 20, 2010 Health You are what you eat, as they say. Did they also say that we would be smashing together fish genes to create really cheap blobs of meat in the shape of fish? Ah science, you giveth and giveth and...
Cheetoh Genius Dies Cary August 2, 2010 Junk Food 1 Comment The father of one of the great stoner foods of all time, the cheesy doodle, died yesterday at the age of 90. That's right, friends. Remove your orange fingertips from your bag of cheetohs and stare at them....
The Greatest Drive Thru Experience Ever Cary July 9, 2010 Comedy, Fast Food 1 Comment This has been making the rounds on the Nets for a couple days, but it frankly needs to be posted everywhere. Alex Blagg parodies the man filming and narrating his shots of a double rainbow, with...well, you...
The Saddest Clown Cary June 23, 2010 Advertising, Fast Food 1 Comment While McDonald's tries to re-brand itself as a hip coffee lounge where one can steal free wi-fi, a familiar jester is being pushed to the wayside. Ronald McDonald is watching his role in advertising...
Would You Rather: College Edition Cary June 20, 2010 Would You Rather? 11 Comments Let's travel back in time to college, or forward in time if you're not there yet or you're Benjamin Button. You are walking around in your underwear, your dorm room full of dirty sheets and clothes. It...
In This Economy: Scotland is Fatter Cary June 15, 2010 Health, Junk Food Good news for inactive, slovenly Americans! Despite our incredible propensity for fast food consumption, failure to manage portion control and allergic reactions to vegetables and fruits, America is no...
Kellogg’s Keanu Corn Flakes Cary June 11, 2010 Breakfast, YouTube 1 Comment Once upon a day of yore, Keanu Reeves is a lonely manservant toiling away at an empty mansion. So many long tables, so many place settings! How do we make such a daunting task super fun? How about bowl...
San Jose Hates Happy (Meals) Cary May 29, 2010 Fast Food 8 Comments I know this is an old story, but this needs to stay fresh in our minds, especially over this Memorial Day weekend. In lovely Santa Clara county of the small, clean and quiet city of San Jose, CA people are...
Healing Potion Energy Drinks Cary May 28, 2010 Soft Drinks 4 Comments This is incredible. You may have remembered our little piece on Jones Soda's Dungeons & Dragons special edition. Well, the noble warriors at ThinkGeek have already gone to the next level and...